hindi adult joke

Larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hay

Girl to boy: Tum larkay kisi larki mei

sub se pehlay kia daikhte ho ?

Boy: Yeh tou depend karta hai k

larki aa rahi hay ya ja rahi hai …

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan /viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan /viraan jagah chaltey hain!

Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?

Boy:bilkul nahi!

Girl:to phir rehne do…

Itnay saray bachay aik sath

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay

saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?

Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki

tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.

.

Size normal he

.

Mazboot he

.

Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he

.

2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain

.

Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

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Mera…

.

LG KG 195

Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet

In a party a lady wanted

to go to toilet so

she inquired with a sardar

papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty

pehle tum dikhao.

Biwi pani se bohat darti hai

Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.

Friend : Acha wo kaise?

Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub

mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!

Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun

dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

one girl asked to pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain

ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain

Tujhey sub pata hai

Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?

Father:tujhey sub pata hai!

Child: nahin pata promise!

Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay

CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!

MOIN v/s wasim

PAK wicket keeper MOIN got married,

His wife asked y the media how Moin was on wedding night.

She said he stood behind the bed & said

“AUR TEZ DALO WASIM BHAI”

hath me lo

pahlay hat ma lo

phir mon mai lo

phir thook lagao

phir sidha karoo

phir sorakh ma daloo

uff..

kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna

daba kar band karo

us ne kaha or dabao,

main dabaya,

us ne kaha or dabao,

main ne or dabaya,

us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,

main ne phir dabaya,

us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,

main ne phir dabaya . . .

dekha ho gya na suit case band:)

fauji gaon me

Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain

Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Nikal lena apna ATM

Insan jb pehli bar dalta hy to wo confuse hota hay

magar tum na ghabrana or dal dena

tum jese hi rakho ge wo khud andar chala jaye ga

phir thumein acha lagnay lagay ga

or

phir ajeeb ajeeb awazen ayen gi,

or phr jub tumhari money nikal jaye

to tum nikal lena apna ATM

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